...no?
Well, nevertheless, here's the cure! It's simple, it's squishy and it's super cute! It's..
A Potpourri Adipose!
(yes I know...it doesn't look exactly like an Adipose...but still...it's kinda cute...)
What I Used
1. Some white material
2. Two little black buttons
3. Black wool
4. Some ribbon
5. Potpourri (rose scented, of course!)
6. Scissors
7. Thread
8. Needle
9. Sewing machine
10. Stuffing
How YOU can make a wonky, smelly Adipose too
1. Cut two matching wonky rectangles out of your white material
2. Cut four arm pieces and four leg pieces (two for each arm and leg)
3. Hand sew the buttons to one white rectangle to make eyes
4. Hand sew the wool to the same piece of material to make a cute little mouth
5. Sew the little arms and little legs together, so that they have a back and front piece. Only sew the toes/fingers but, so that there's a nice arm/leg hole
6. Turn the little arms and legs inside out (well, the right side out) and stuff with the stuffing (don't stuff them too full, you need some seam room where the little arm holes are)
7. Take your two rectangles and put them together, wrong side up. Stick the little arms in between the rectangles, making sure the little arm seams are visible out the sides of the rectangles. Pin it all together (my Adipose is waving - that's because I fixed the angle of his arm while I pinned him. You can do this too!)
8. Sew the Adipose up, leaving his bottom free
9. Turn the Adipose right side out and stuff him with Potpourri! (If your undies aren't in need of a smelly fix, you can stuff him with more stuffing and make a wee plushie)
10. Fold the seam of your Adipose's bottom in and pin his little feet into the middle of the folded seams
11. Sew his bottom up (try and keep the seam as close to the edge as you can, otherwise it will look messy!)
12. Thread your ribbon through a needle (a big needle) and thread it through the top of the Adipose and tie it in a bow (your Adipose can now hang from a doorknob or Christmas Tree!)
and...
Hooray! A smelly Adipose friend!!!
Send your Adipose to friends in the mail! Surprise them at university with a wonky plushie friend! Get caught in a sewing machine power trip and make thousands of little fat babies!!!
